The Real Reason For The War

You want dead souls, condensed into liquid form?

I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet. Oil isn't just plant matter... there's dinos and other ancient animals in there, too. All these previously living things, condensed into liquid form... and nobody seems to think that stuff has some powerful mojo behind it?

Why do you think we're going to war? Bush is a member of a cabal of Oilmancers who want to earn themselves a source of major charges. Saddam's the last hope the world has left.

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Why are you staring at me like thaOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My arm! Give that back!