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There is no such thing as Guarana.
There's no such thing as guarana. The buzz you get from drinking those so called 'energy drinks' is what's sucked from the soul of an aborted foetus.
Most Exalted Demoness Ajatar | profile | May 15, 05 | 5:30 am
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Nah... they get it from collecting the life-chance lost in female menstruation and male masterbation. Menzoa | profile | May 15, 05 | 5:53 pm |
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Either way it's low on carbs, so who's complaining? Unknown_VariableX | profile | May 16, 05 | 12:14 am |
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that's a rather small buzz for such a high cost... deathmonkey | profile | May 17, 05 | 8:11 am |
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GEEZ... seems like these fetuses have a million and one uses. Maybe we should make abortion manditory and solve world hunger, all known diseases and drowsiness... |
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That's also why enegry drinks are so expsenive, because of the stiff competition for fresh baby souls. As opposed to the renderings of the bodies, which are used in a few green drinks being proclaimed by snowboarders. M121 | profile | May 18, 05 | 11:24 pm |
