Black Holes' Birth

Fun fact about your friendly balls of flaming nothingness.

Black holes are created when you realize the nature of their singularity, the center of their physical existence. See, when you've researched your little heart out and hit a dead end, that's when an epiphany comes. A flash-moment realization of singularity's true nature.

Then your brain implodes.

Then your whole solar system and all the stars within several thousand light-years are sucked into the space of a pinhead.

This is how every black hole in the universe has been created, the only purpose for their existence is to create more of themselves through the aforementioned process. No one knows when or how the first black hole was created.