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Entropomantic gloves

A sample of the hand-crafted magical artifacts that might be sold by an enterprising bodybag trying to make a bit of spare cash. Read More...


waitingforgodzi | profile | Jan 10, 13 | 2:41 am | | link


Biblical Major Artifacts (redux)

For when your campaign needs a little extra Abrahamic flavor. Read More...


semicasual | profile | Oct 25, 12 | 4:53 pm | | link


Biblical Major Artifacts (redux)

For when your campaign needs a little extra Abrahamic flavor. Read More...


semicasual | profile | Oct 25, 12 | 4:53 pm | | link


Promethean Ice

A new Significant Work from the Narco-Alchemists Read More...


Waparius | profile | Sep 06, 12 | 12:14 am | | link


The Friendly Specs, The Inflatable Chauffeur and Doug Brannon's Gun

Three artifacts of questionable utility. Read More...


Waparius | profile | Aug 23, 12 | 2:18 am | | link


Artifacts from the Rainy City Flea Market

At the flea market in a prominent Pacific North American City is a table that Dukes in the local underground look out for, it only shows up on Rainy Days when the Market Day falls on a 23rd, but the items are too good to resist to miss it. Read More...


Danthulhu | profile | Aug 04, 12 | 10:44 pm | | link


Excalibur

The focus artefact of the True King... surprised it wasn't already up Read More...


omegonthesane | profile | May 12, 11 | 4:58 pm | | link


Cat's Eye Ring

A ring that is fashionable even after death. Read More...


korik1 | profile | Apr 17, 11 | 12:14 pm | | link


Assorted Artifacts II: Electric Boogaloo

Another collection of random artifacts designed to make your day a little more magical. Read More...


Darc Discordia | profile | Jun 03, 10 | 7:54 pm | | link


The Bad Penny

You thought a wooden nickel was a pain in the ass (significant artefact). Read More...


Faethor | profile | May 02, 10 | 1:58 pm | | link


Discordia's Assorted Artifacts

A small collection of handy, everyday artifacts to make your day a little more interesting. Read More...


Darc Discordia | profile | Feb 24, 10 | 4:35 pm | | link


Vending Heaven

But what to ask for? Read More...


fhtagn | profile | Feb 08, 10 | 11:05 am | | link


The Barb

The Flesh Crafter’s Hubris Read More...


Maljra | profile | Dec 02, 09 | 5:24 pm | | link


Identity Theft

A perfect disguise is just a name away Read More...


Requiem_Jeer | profile | Nov 10, 09 | 3:16 pm | | link


The Domino Mask

A perfect disguise. Read More...


offiox | profile | Apr 16, 09 | 10:39 pm | | link


Subways of the World

A guidebook with maps of every public transit system in the world that has at least one underground station. Scribbled notes describe how to get from any one of them to any other. Read More...


offiox | profile | Apr 07, 09 | 6:54 pm | | link


The Black-Lacquered Pill Case

Pills that can become addictive! Read More...


privateI | profile | Mar 23, 09 | 3:26 pm | | link


the Medallion of Zulo

An item from Transformation Fetish Fiction which should not exist, yet does. Read More...


Blupe | profile | Feb 21, 09 | 2:50 am | | link


The Autobahn Bop Mix

Cassette tape full of speed! Read More...


John Q. Mayhem | profile | Oct 25, 08 | 7:16 pm | | link


Starstain Matches

An occult lucky dip for the pryotechnically inclined. Read More...


Michael Keenan | profile | Jul 16, 08 | 7:08 am | | link


The Suicide Journal (and cassette)

An everyday journal and an apparently blank cassette. Originally created for a Delta Green green box. Read More...


Anarkana | profile | Jun 09, 08 | 10:49 am | | link


Kitab Al-Kown Assabiq

The Book of Previous Creation Read More...


Benjamin Flex | profile | Apr 02, 08 | 12:03 am | | link


The In-Store Camera of Hate

What if someone could make you famous; for all of the wrong reasons… Read More...


privateI | profile | Mar 10, 08 | 2:24 pm | | link


Cell #57 Argentine Texas Prison Key

"You will perish in flames" Read More...


CriticalFault | profile | Feb 07, 08 | 11:08 am | | link


The Sudoku Puzzle

Driven Crazy. By a stupid mathematical puzzle. Read More...


privateI | profile | Dec 17, 07 | 1:06 pm | | link


The Silver Distraction Whistle

Whistle while you work. Actually, no, don't. Read More...


Michael Keenan | profile | Nov 04, 07 | 4:11 am | | link


Samuel's Eye

Could it be Sammy Davis, Jr.'s glass eye? Read More...


Doktor Anon | profile | Sep 30, 07 | 2:20 pm | | link


The Birthday Scissors

A way of "taking someone out of the picture" Read More...


Zompire | profile | Jul 18, 07 | 6:54 am | | link


The Washing Machine of Purity

"Woman, respect thyself!" A confrontation of epic proportion between a magickal washing machine and a woman wanting to have sex. Read More...


Jocelyn Robitaille | profile | Jul 16, 07 | 11:31 am | | link


Violence Fetish

Don't walk through a drive-by without one. Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jul 04, 07 | 1:24 pm | | link


The Wallet Pencil and Other Useful Objects...

When Magic is Used for the Purely Convenient Read More...


ForgedinDakota | profile | Jun 25, 07 | 2:14 pm | | link


Can't Put It Down

This book will change your life. Read on, my friend, read on. Read More...


Professor | profile | Jun 20, 07 | 9:35 pm | | link


Indy's Fedora

An adept's idea of a joke, or something much more sinister? Read More...


Dungeon Maestro | profile | May 12, 07 | 2:40 pm | | link


Clockwork Harness

One of a kind steam powered gadget. Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Apr 16, 07 | 2:16 am | | link


The Horde Patch

It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind... Read More...


Dungeon Maestro | profile | Mar 31, 07 | 4:35 pm | | link


HypGnosis

A mechanomancer's turntable which is as dangerous as you would expect. Read More...


MessiahDave | profile | Mar 23, 07 | 10:54 pm | | link


Tobin's Spirit Guide

One bibliomancer's account of the Occult Underground. Read More...


Lanzlo | profile | Jan 18, 07 | 5:59 pm | | link


The Blood Counstess' Iron Maiden

A thanathomancer device for gaining eternal life. Read More...


Pepe Pérez | profile | Oct 16, 06 | 7:18 am | | link


THE BOOK OF BAD EYES

The journal of an obscure sorcerer. Read More...


Insect King | profile | Aug 28, 06 | 7:42 am | | link


The Used Textbook

If you have 1 night to learn it, and you'll never use it again... Read More...


privateI | profile | Aug 23, 06 | 3:36 pm | | link


The Jackass Shirt

For all those Foolish dukes out there, this one comes right off of Knoxville's back. Literally. Read More...


Fathomir | profile | Jul 30, 06 | 5:52 am | | link


The Afternoon is... CD

Experiemental ambient CD that changes the listener Read More...


Grendel | profile | Jun 27, 06 | 3:41 pm | | link


The Intuition Pager

This peculiar old pager has a way of making sure you are pointed in the right direction. Read More...


Jocelyn Robitaille | profile | Jun 22, 06 | 8:11 am | | link


Garden Gnome Chomsky

A tool of significant power and minor silliness... Read More...


secretbison | profile | Jun 14, 06 | 12:55 am | | link


Coloured glasses

Sometime in December of 1899... Read More...


SeekerVI | profile | Jun 03, 06 | 1:36 am | | link


Trotski's Icepick

Good for all your DIY projects. Read More...


Morris | profile | May 27, 06 | 11:43 pm | | link


The Statue that never was

But sure is now! Read More...


Hatchet | profile | May 12, 06 | 6:18 am | | link


Vicky Voodoo

A voodoo doll that is not just a tool, but an accomplice. Read More...


Bicornis | profile | Apr 23, 06 | 12:09 pm | | link


The Angle-Grinder of Justice

the legacy of an unconventional vigilante... Read More...


secretbison | profile | Mar 09, 06 | 3:21 am | | link


Bezoar

For your good health Read More...


Insect King | profile | Feb 28, 06 | 3:28 am | | link


THE SIGΣATIC

Shooting fear into the hearts of one's enemies Read More...


Insect King | profile | Feb 28, 06 | 3:23 am | | link


Love Potion v.9.1

So what happens when the magic creation of an adept doesn’t work? Read More...


privateI | profile | Feb 14, 06 | 1:04 pm | | link


The Unmaker

A very powerfull artifact, worth killing for.....
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Deathbox | profile | Jan 15, 06 | 12:21 am | | link


The Trunk of No Returns

As thorough and complete as a wood-chipper, with no messy pink mist.
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privateI | profile | Jan 10, 06 | 12:55 pm | | link


The Crap in my Room

Making magic out of slovenliness... Read More...


The McK | profile | Dec 20, 05 | 3:11 am | | link


Utility Bandolier

Something every duke should have. Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Nov 18, 05 | 5:02 pm | | link


The Unquiet Tomb

It's here and waiting for you. Read More...


KriegsaffeNo9 | profile | Nov 06, 05 | 8:40 pm | | link


The Clockwork Globe

Spending a major charge for an automaton? Boring! Read More...


Hatchet | profile | Nov 05, 05 | 9:43 am | | link


Monacle of What Once Was

A monacle with effects similar to Cliomancy's Past Sight Read More...


ervae | profile | Nov 04, 05 | 10:10 am | | link


Nisse Lätts Eye

"Krutgubbe" [Swe], lit. (gun)Powder(old)man; "A person, usually an old man who is unusually active and aggressive for his old age".
This is about a Krutgubbe's glass eye...
Read More...


rekyl | profile | Sep 04, 05 | 4:59 am | | link


Tape 27

The other pornographic tape that's got the Underground abuzz. But do you really want it? Read More...


KriegsaffeNo9 | profile | Sep 03, 05 | 1:11 am | | link


The Necrotelenomicon

Need a safer way to contact the dead? Just let your fingers do the walking.... Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Aug 26, 05 | 4:46 pm | | link


The Bloodspray Sword

An Epideromancer's one-time weapon, now on its own in a big world. Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Aug 23, 05 | 10:23 am | | link


The Jar of Mythos

Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, In A Jar Read More...


Morris | profile | Aug 10, 05 | 4:29 am | | link


Joe Gumm's knucklebones

Necromancy for fun and profit! Read More...


MisterRaziel | profile | Jul 09, 05 | 5:12 pm | | link


The Apiary

It was hard to decide if this was an artifact or a new, fledgling cabal. Read More...


privateI | profile | Jul 01, 05 | 1:34 pm | | link


The Chariot of Helm

If you thought Celine's Bird was impressive... Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Jun 13, 05 | 7:48 am | | link


The Blank Page

Be good to your assistants. Read More...


KriegsaffeNo9 | profile | May 30, 05 | 9:44 pm | | link


Emily's rejection

Tell us we shouldn't hate success. Read More...


Hyphz | profile | May 27, 05 | 12:50 pm | | link


Captain Crunch's Whistle

It shouldn't work anymore, but... Read More...


Hyphz | profile | May 26, 05 | 8:58 am | | link


Bucket of Truth

The horrible Truth in a handy-dandy container... Read More...


Menzoa | profile | May 05, 05 | 3:44 pm | | link


Ass-Pennies

One way to keep a plutomancer off yours... Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Apr 22, 05 | 3:36 pm | | link


The Knife that Drinks

Not to be confused with the ritual of the same name. Read More...


Morris | profile | Apr 11, 05 | 2:10 pm | | link


A Veritable Slew of Handy Artifacts

Magick isn't always about dynamic struggles for power. Some of it is just... handy. Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Apr 05, 05 | 3:35 pm | | link


Ye Olde Tome of Hiddene Secretse

The title's in Olde English, so it must be good! Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Apr 01, 05 | 1:33 pm | | link


The watch of the stolen minute (or Hoffman's watch)

It is said that this watch was made by the Switz occultist Alfred Hoffman in the 1760s. Read More...


goran | profile | Mar 30, 05 | 7:07 pm | | link


The Best Damn "Bing-Bong" in the world.

How the Mak Attax in Ohio don't let down their gaurd. Read More...


pseudogod | profile | Mar 17, 05 | 7:26 am | | link


Teh UNknown Armies Newsletter

Be careful the secrets it contains aren't yours... Read More...


Stuart Kenny | profile | Mar 11, 05 | 3:26 pm | | link


The real Bonsai Kittens

Oh, What mighty plans little kittens plot Read More...


Miniature Wicker Zombu | profile | Feb 17, 05 | 4:23 pm | | link


more random silly items

more random silly items Read More...


vagina = fun! | profile | Feb 17, 05 | 12:54 am | | link


Dream's Suitcase & Anger Accumulator (La Maleta de Sueños y el Acumulador de Rabia)

Two little toys... to play with madness (Dos juguetitos... para jugar con la locura). Read More...


TOX | profile | Feb 12, 05 | 8:50 pm | | link


Yes I Can Pin

Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today. Read More...


lain | profile | Feb 07, 05 | 4:02 pm | | link


"How To Talk To People"

Does exactly what it says on the cover. Read More...


Hyphz | profile | Dec 15, 04 | 12:33 pm | | link


Dead Man Talking

A radio to God...or maybe a tape deck of the damned... Read More...


Andrew Ellis Troubio | profile | Nov 09, 04 | 2:11 pm | | link


Useless Item

Why should magik always create stuff with actual uses Read More...


vagina = fun! | profile | Oct 22, 04 | 12:38 am | | link


The Chaos Butterfly

Every ascension leaves something behind, this is one of those... somethings. Read More...


Jade D Hammons | profile | Sep 13, 04 | 7:01 pm | | link


The Dead Man's Hand

Aces over Eights. A murder, a world war, a presidential assassination. What would you risk to satisfy your hatred? Read More...


Jade D Hammons | profile | Sep 13, 04 | 6:42 pm | | link


Snap Bracelets

The best thing you don't want to know about. Read More...


Sonnlich | profile | Sep 06, 04 | 2:30 am | | link


The Offensive Shirt

The perfect gift for your local over-opinionated Duke. Read More...


Lautrec | profile | Sep 04, 04 | 5:33 am | | link


Error Proof Tests

For when you're wondering how worried you should be... Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Jun 08, 04 | 8:19 am | | link


Five things found at a church rummage sale

While prowling through the tables of assorted stuff you spot... Read More...


Greykev | profile | May 02, 04 | 7:42 pm | | link


The Scratch and Wish Ticket

Five chances to win on one ticket! Read More...


The Tim | profile | Apr 04, 04 | 4:52 pm | | link


Paracelsus Sword

What Paracelsus once lost and doesn't like to talk about. Read More...


rekyl | profile | Feb 29, 04 | 5:03 am | | link


Sandra’s Back-Alley Abortion Kit

Making back-alley abortions 100% safe. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Feb 13, 04 | 6:43 am | | link


The Typewriter

A battered 1964 Royal Portable, it carries a terrible secret Read More...


LORD C | profile | Feb 12, 04 | 11:17 pm | | link


Luther's Nail

The nail Martin Luther used to post the 95 Thesis..and start the Reformation of Europe. Read More...


Reed | profile | Feb 07, 04 | 3:41 am | | link


Golden Dollars

Lucky Charms gone awry... Read More...


Rus | profile | Feb 06, 04 | 3:08 pm | | link


How Hungry is the Hippo?

Losing your marbles is part of the game Read More...


PerhapsEgo | profile | Feb 06, 04 | 6:31 am | | link


Magic Pockets

A weird jacket Read More...


Nicodemus C Power | profile | Jan 17, 04 | 6:21 am | | link


Devil's Dice

Medieval Dipsomancer toy, or fraudulent speculation source? You decide. Read More...


Mr Unlucky | profile | Jan 15, 04 | 5:13 am | | link


The Tarot of Future Portents

A powerful mystic tool for predicting the future! Read More...


Brandon Quina | profile | Jan 15, 04 | 3:30 am | | link


Magick Pentium 4 sticker

intel inside is watching you... Read More...


David K. Tormsen | profile | Aug 30, 03 | 1:51 pm | | link


Orange Pylons

Ever wondered what those orange things really meant? Read More...


Mr Unlucky | profile | Aug 20, 03 | 10:53 pm | | link


Dead Receiver

Unnatural Geiger Counter Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 20, 03 | 5:15 pm | | link


Marlene's Lipstick

"One more kiss, dear!" Read More...


reptile2k1 | profile | Aug 08, 03 | 11:50 am | | link


Avenger's Initiation Kit

Shamelessly ripping the comic "100 Bullets" for ideas Read More...


Jesús Couto | profile | Jul 15, 03 | 10:08 am | | link


D's Cadillac

Want a ride? Read More...


Mr Unlucky | profile | Jul 15, 03 | 12:55 am | | link


Start Over

All you need to start over. But it's all or nothing... Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Jul 14, 03 | 4:16 pm | | link


100 --- Count Them --- Bullets.

Ever want to break even? If life's kicking you when you're down, you can only try to remain calm. Try counting to 100. Read More...


Mr Unlucky | profile | Jul 09, 03 | 4:04 pm | | link


Joltin' Joe's Coffee Cup

I could of use one of these in college. Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Jul 07, 03 | 10:51 am | | link


Uniforms

The uniforms of wage slaves do more then identify them with the corperation. Read More...


M121 | profile | Jun 24, 03 | 9:22 pm | | link


Never toss an adept's apartment...

What do you get when you search an adept's apartment? More than you bargain for... Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Jun 07, 03 | 3:33 pm | | link


Miser's wallet

A penny saved is a penny earned. Read More...


strange_person | profile | May 31, 03 | 11:04 am | | link


A Book and A Dress From Little Rock

It's amazing what can happen when you're surrounded by a screaming mob... Read More...


Punkey | profile | Apr 23, 03 | 1:59 am | | link


Red Dress

There's something special about a woman in red. Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Apr 08, 03 | 3:04 pm | | link


Monster PC

Building the ultimate computer was a labor of love. Using it is sign of hate. Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Apr 06, 03 | 12:46 am | | link


Watcher In The Sky

There's nothing like a good book to help you shoot better. Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Apr 05, 03 | 6:58 am | | link


Ten things you'll find inside a toystore

Ten things that you don't WANT to find. Read More...


thanthos | profile | Mar 29, 03 | 1:21 am | | link


The brick counter

A strange device made by a man losing his head. Read More...


Greg Pogorzelski | profile | Feb 25, 03 | 5:31 am | | link


Fragments of the shuttle Columbia

Nothing makes Artifacts like a tragedy witnessed... Read More...


Niko T. | profile | Feb 06, 03 | 8:11 pm | | link


Lethe-al weapon

I thought it was a bad joke. Then my seeker ritual went batshit... Read More...


Moloch | profile | Jan 28, 03 | 11:11 am | | link


Universal Remote

For the control freak in all of us. Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Jan 17, 03 | 8:04 pm | | link


The Bell of St. Sepulchre

An actual, historical artifact, that holds a terrifying,
unsuspected secret. Read More...


Advocatus | profile | Dec 27, 02 | 9:41 pm | | link


The Cask of St. Sepulchre

"If we drink, we will die,
If we don't drink we will die." - Cossack Drinking Song Read More...


Advocatus | profile | Dec 27, 02 | 9:28 pm | | link


Acquire Coins

A minor artifact, acquire coins draw attention to them... and away from you. Read More...


ParadoxDruid | profile | Dec 12, 02 | 5:58 pm | | link


Smoking Jacket

Sit down. Relax. Light up. Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Nov 26, 02 | 10:45 pm | | link


Rorschach Ink Blots

You thought they were just ink... Read More...


Jasperzig | profile | Nov 21, 02 | 5:41 pm | | link


Cancer Sticks

They always said second-hand smoke was deadly... Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Nov 06, 02 | 9:17 pm | | link


The Street Crown

A crown need not be all shiny and brilliant Read More...


Chance Lauziere-Peterson | profile | Nov 05, 02 | 12:11 pm | | link


The Book of Mars

One of the most powerful artifacts in the world today...and also one of the most useless. Read More...


John Olson | profile | Nov 02, 02 | 11:21 am | | link


The Loculus

Dating back to the Crucifixion - though its precise association with Jesus of Nazareth is part of its lost secrets - the relic has been adorned and embellished by successive generations of Christians, mystics, occultists alchemists, and Adepts. Read More...


Donato | profile | Oct 30, 02 | 7:07 am | | link


Masonic Jars

A pair of supernatural surveillance tools. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Sep 08, 02 | 5:49 pm | | link


Tower Power

Building significant clockworks from the 9/11 wreckage. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 29, 02 | 5:14 pm | | link


WTC Dust

Universal blast carrier. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 28, 02 | 4:13 pm | | link


The phonebooth to hell

A phonebooth that allows you to call dead people. Read More...


antoine | profile | Aug 28, 02 | 9:32 am | | link


Metrocharms

Tokens of the city's favor. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 23, 02 | 4:50 pm | | link


Wisdom Teeth

These odd bits of jewlery carry a one-time veto over an untimely death Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 23, 02 | 12:19 pm | | link


Phineas Gage’s Tamping Iron.

An artifact that was charged accidently by being driven through the head of a man who has been the subject of neuro-scientific study for years. Read More...


Mr. Zero | profile | Jul 24, 02 | 7:49 pm | | link


The Ashes of Dr. Frank Kergad

A cliomancer's failed attempt at immortality. Read More...


Nick L. | profile | Jul 19, 02 | 10:15 pm | | link


Coke Bottle Glasses

<jingle> It's the Real Thing </jingle> Read More...


Patrick Reitz | profile | Jul 19, 02 | 5:43 pm | | link


The Clandestine Gun

An untraceable gun that seeks out the downtrodden and helps them vent their anger... Read More...


Robin | profile | Jul 18, 02 | 4:11 pm | | link


Minty Morries

Sugary reminders that this, too, shall pass. Read More...


Rick Neal | profile | Jul 11, 02 | 4:01 pm | | link


The True Last Words of Dutch Schultz

The manic ramblings of a dying gangster hold important secrets. Read More...


Rick Neal | profile | Jul 10, 02 | 3:45 pm | | link


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