Unknown Armies

Entropomantic gloves

A sample of the hand-crafted magical artifacts that might be sold by an enterprising bodybag trying to make a bit of spare cash. Read More...

Biblical Major Artifacts (redux)

For when your campaign needs a little extra Abrahamic flavor. Read More...

Biblical Major Artifacts (redux)

For when your campaign needs a little extra Abrahamic flavor. Read More...

Promethean Ice

A new Significant Work from the Narco-Alchemists Read More...

The Friendly Specs, The Inflatable Chauffeur and Doug Brannon's Gun

Three artifacts of questionable utility. Read More...

Artifacts from the Rainy City Flea Market

At the flea market in a prominent Pacific North American City is a table that Dukes in the local underground look out for, it only shows up on Rainy Days when the Market Day falls on a 23rd, but the items are too good to resist to miss it. Read More...

Excalibur

The focus artefact of the True King... surprised it wasn't already up Read More...

Cat's Eye Ring

A ring that is fashionable even after death. Read More...

Assorted Artifacts II: Electric Boogaloo

Another collection of random artifacts designed to make your day a little more magical. Read More...

The Bad Penny

You thought a wooden nickel was a pain in the ass (significant artefact). Read More...

Discordia's Assorted Artifacts

A small collection of handy, everyday artifacts to make your day a little more interesting. Read More...

Vending Heaven

But what to ask for? Read More...

The Barb

The Flesh Crafter’s Hubris Read More...

Identity Theft

A perfect disguise is just a name away Read More...

The Domino Mask

A perfect disguise. Read More...

Subways of the World

A guidebook with maps of every public transit system in the world that has at least one underground station. Scribbled notes describe how to get from any one of them to any other. Read More...

The Black-Lacquered Pill Case

Pills that can become addictive! Read More...

the Medallion of Zulo

An item from Transformation Fetish Fiction which should not exist, yet does. Read More...

The Autobahn Bop Mix

Cassette tape full of speed! Read More...

Starstain Matches

An occult lucky dip for the pryotechnically inclined. Read More...

The Suicide Journal (and cassette)

An everyday journal and an apparently blank cassette. Originally created for a Delta Green green box. Read More...

Kitab Al-Kown Assabiq

The Book of Previous Creation Read More...

The In-Store Camera of Hate

What if someone could make you famous; for all of the wrong reasons… Read More...

Cell #57 Argentine Texas Prison Key

"You will perish in flames" Read More...

The Sudoku Puzzle

Driven Crazy. By a stupid mathematical puzzle. Read More...

The Silver Distraction Whistle

Whistle while you work. Actually, no, don't. Read More...

Samuel's Eye

Could it be Sammy Davis, Jr.'s glass eye? Read More...

The Birthday Scissors

A way of "taking someone out of the picture" Read More...

The Washing Machine of Purity

"Woman, respect thyself!" A confrontation of epic proportion between a magickal washing machine and a woman wanting to have sex. Read More...

Violence Fetish

Don't walk through a drive-by without one. Read More...

The Wallet Pencil and Other Useful Objects...

When Magic is Used for the Purely Convenient Read More...

Can't Put It Down

This book will change your life. Read on, my friend, read on. Read More...

Indy's Fedora

An adept's idea of a joke, or something much more sinister? Read More...

Clockwork Harness

One of a kind steam powered gadget. Read More...

The Horde Patch

It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind... Read More...

HypGnosis

A mechanomancer's turntable which is as dangerous as you would expect. Read More...

Tobin's Spirit Guide

One bibliomancer's account of the Occult Underground. Read More...

The Blood Counstess' Iron Maiden

A thanathomancer device for gaining eternal life. Read More...

THE BOOK OF BAD EYES

The journal of an obscure sorcerer. Read More...

The Used Textbook

If you have 1 night to learn it, and you'll never use it again... Read More...

The Jackass Shirt

For all those Foolish dukes out there, this one comes right off of Knoxville's back. Literally. Read More...

The Afternoon is... CD

Experiemental ambient CD that changes the listener Read More...

The Intuition Pager

This peculiar old pager has a way of making sure you are pointed in the right direction. Read More...

Garden Gnome Chomsky

A tool of significant power and minor silliness... Read More...

Coloured glasses

Sometime in December of 1899... Read More...

Trotski's Icepick

Good for all your DIY projects. Read More...

The Statue that never was

But sure is now! Read More...

Vicky Voodoo

A voodoo doll that is not just a tool, but an accomplice. Read More...

The Angle-Grinder of Justice

the legacy of an unconventional vigilante... Read More...

Bezoar

For your good health Read More...

THE SIGΣATIC

Shooting fear into the hearts of one's enemies Read More...

Love Potion v.9.1

So what happens when the magic creation of an adept doesn’t work? Read More...

The Unmaker

A very powerfull artifact, worth killing for.....
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The Trunk of No Returns

As thorough and complete as a wood-chipper, with no messy pink mist.
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The Crap in my Room

Making magic out of slovenliness... Read More...

Utility Bandolier

Something every duke should have. Read More...

The Unquiet Tomb

It's here and waiting for you. Read More...

The Clockwork Globe

Spending a major charge for an automaton? Boring! Read More...

Monacle of What Once Was

A monacle with effects similar to Cliomancy's Past Sight Read More...

Nisse Lätts Eye

"Krutgubbe" [Swe], lit. (gun)Powder(old)man; "A person, usually an old man who is unusually active and aggressive for his old age".
This is about a Krutgubbe's glass eye...
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Tape 27

The other pornographic tape that's got the Underground abuzz. But do you really want it? Read More...

The Necrotelenomicon

Need a safer way to contact the dead? Just let your fingers do the walking.... Read More...

The Bloodspray Sword

An Epideromancer's one-time weapon, now on its own in a big world. Read More...

The Jar of Mythos

Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, In A Jar Read More...

Joe Gumm's knucklebones

Necromancy for fun and profit! Read More...

The Apiary

It was hard to decide if this was an artifact or a new, fledgling cabal. Read More...

The Chariot of Helm

If you thought Celine's Bird was impressive... Read More...

The Blank Page

Be good to your assistants. Read More...

Emily's rejection

Tell us we shouldn't hate success. Read More...

Captain Crunch's Whistle

It shouldn't work anymore, but... Read More...

Bucket of Truth

The horrible Truth in a handy-dandy container... Read More...

Ass-Pennies

One way to keep a plutomancer off yours... Read More...

The Knife that Drinks

Not to be confused with the ritual of the same name. Read More...

A Veritable Slew of Handy Artifacts

Magick isn't always about dynamic struggles for power. Some of it is just... handy. Read More...

Ye Olde Tome of Hiddene Secretse

The title's in Olde English, so it must be good! Read More...

The watch of the stolen minute (or Hoffman's watch)

It is said that this watch was made by the Switz occultist Alfred Hoffman in the 1760s. Read More...

The Best Damn "Bing-Bong" in the world.

How the Mak Attax in Ohio don't let down their gaurd. Read More...

Teh UNknown Armies Newsletter

Be careful the secrets it contains aren't yours... Read More...

The real Bonsai Kittens

Oh, What mighty plans little kittens plot Read More...

more random silly items

Dream's Suitcase & Anger Accumulator (La Maleta de Sueños y el Acumulador de Rabia)

Two little toys... to play with madness (Dos juguetitos... para jugar con la locura). Read More...

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Yes I Can Pin

Something Shiny I found in the Dirt today. Read More...

"How To Talk To People"

Does exactly what it says on the cover. Read More...

Dead Man Talking

A radio to God...or maybe a tape deck of the damned... Read More...

Useless Item

Why should magik always create stuff with actual uses Read More...

The Chaos Butterfly

Every ascension leaves something behind, this is one of those... somethings. Read More...

The Dead Man's Hand

Aces over Eights. A murder, a world war, a presidential assassination. What would you risk to satisfy your hatred? Read More...

Snap Bracelets

The best thing you don't want to know about. Read More...

The Offensive Shirt

The perfect gift for your local over-opinionated Duke. Read More...

Error Proof Tests

For when you're wondering how worried you should be... Read More...

Five things found at a church rummage sale

While prowling through the tables of assorted stuff you spot... Read More...

The Scratch and Wish Ticket

Five chances to win on one ticket! Read More...

Paracelsus Sword

What Paracelsus once lost and doesn't like to talk about. Read More...

Sandra’s Back-Alley Abortion Kit

Making back-alley abortions 100% safe. Read More...

The Typewriter

A battered 1964 Royal Portable, it carries a terrible secret Read More...

Luther's Nail

The nail Martin Luther used to post the 95 Thesis..and start the Reformation of Europe. Read More...

Golden Dollars

Lucky Charms gone awry... Read More...

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How Hungry is the Hippo?

Losing your marbles is part of the game Read More...

Magic Pockets

A weird jacket Read More...

Devil's Dice

Medieval Dipsomancer toy, or fraudulent speculation source? You decide. Read More...

The Tarot of Future Portents

A powerful mystic tool for predicting the future! Read More...

Magick Pentium 4 sticker

intel inside is watching you... Read More...

Orange Pylons

Ever wondered what those orange things really meant? Read More...

Dead Receiver

Unnatural Geiger Counter Read More...

Marlene's Lipstick

"One more kiss, dear!" Read More...

Avenger's Initiation Kit

Shamelessly ripping the comic "100 Bullets" for ideas Read More...

D's Cadillac

Want a ride? Read More...

Start Over

All you need to start over. But it's all or nothing... Read More...

100 --- Count Them --- Bullets.

Ever want to break even? If life's kicking you when you're down, you can only try to remain calm. Try counting to 100. Read More...

Joltin' Joe's Coffee Cup

I could of use one of these in college. Read More...

Uniforms

The uniforms of wage slaves do more then identify them with the corperation. Read More...

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Never toss an adept's apartment...

What do you get when you search an adept's apartment? More than you bargain for... Read More...

Miser's wallet

A penny saved is a penny earned. Read More...

A Book and A Dress From Little Rock

It's amazing what can happen when you're surrounded by a screaming mob... Read More...

Red Dress

There's something special about a woman in red. Read More...

Monster PC

Building the ultimate computer was a labor of love. Using it is sign of hate. Read More...

Watcher In The Sky

There's nothing like a good book to help you shoot better. Read More...

Ten things you'll find inside a toystore

Ten things that you don't WANT to find. Read More...

The brick counter

A strange device made by a man losing his head. Read More...

Fragments of the shuttle Columbia

Nothing makes Artifacts like a tragedy witnessed... Read More...

Lethe-al weapon

I thought it was a bad joke. Then my seeker ritual went batshit... Read More...

Universal Remote

For the control freak in all of us. Read More...

The Bell of St. Sepulchre

An actual, historical artifact, that holds a terrifying,
unsuspected secret. Read More...

The Cask of St. Sepulchre

"If we drink, we will die,
If we don't drink we will die." - Cossack Drinking Song Read More...

Acquire Coins

A minor artifact, acquire coins draw attention to them... and away from you. Read More...

Smoking Jacket

Sit down. Relax. Light up. Read More...

Rorschach Ink Blots

You thought they were just ink... Read More...

Cancer Sticks

They always said second-hand smoke was deadly... Read More...

The Street Crown

A crown need not be all shiny and brilliant Read More...

The Book of Mars

One of the most powerful artifacts in the world today...and also one of the most useless. Read More...

The Loculus

Dating back to the Crucifixion - though its precise association with Jesus of Nazareth is part of its lost secrets - the relic has been adorned and embellished by successive generations of Christians, mystics, occultists alchemists, and Adepts. Read More...

Masonic Jars

A pair of supernatural surveillance tools. Read More...

Tower Power

Building significant clockworks from the 9/11 wreckage. Read More...

WTC Dust

Universal blast carrier. Read More...

The phonebooth to hell

A phonebooth that allows you to call dead people. Read More...

Metrocharms

Tokens of the city's favor. Read More...

Wisdom Teeth

These odd bits of jewlery carry a one-time veto over an untimely death Read More...

Phineas Gage’s Tamping Iron.

An artifact that was charged accidently by being driven through the head of a man who has been the subject of neuro-scientific study for years. Read More...

The Ashes of Dr. Frank Kergad

A cliomancer's failed attempt at immortality. Read More...

Coke Bottle Glasses

<jingle> It's the Real Thing </jingle> Read More...

The Clandestine Gun

An untraceable gun that seeks out the downtrodden and helps them vent their anger... Read More...