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Rituals

Blood Trace

Kin shall call to kin, though Hell should bar the way... Read More...

Red Bull gives you wings

The adverts weren't kidding... Read More...

Synchronicity

When all you need is a little push... Read More...

Warrior Ring

A old ritual Read More...

Body of Brambles

Every rose has its thorn, and now you can, too! Read More...

Lycanthropy Curse

Somebody went and did it, presumably after watching one too many late-night movies. They created a ritual to inflict lycanthropy on someone. Read More...

The Lost Crown

Proof that nobility is all in the blood. Read More...

M121 | profile | Feb 03, 10 | 2:39 am | [6] comments | link

Bind Snowfallen

A ritual to bind those pernicious spouters of prophesy and snowstorm moaners Read More...

Summon Santa Claus

A ritual that must be fulfilled to get Santa to bring presents to your house. Read More...

Oil of Paranoia

Works really well if you're genuinely paranoid! Read More...

Slavic traditional divining rituals

Handed down generation to generation, these old rituals still have some mojo behind them Read More...

Fairy Dust

For when Tinkerbell finally absents herself. Also random magick weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Read More...

Benepractice

In order to prevent great harm, you must cause it. Read More...

Cheating Death

A couple of methods for clinging onto life a little longer. Read More...

The Kind Herb

Think of it as preventive medicinal marijuana Read More...

I Still Live!

A Red Meat-inspired ritual. Read More...

Accident Slivers

If it can crash, it will. Read More...

Shoes of the Rambling Man

Want to know where someone's been recently? Check their shoes - they know all the roads they've walked on. Read More...

Ward Area

Perfect for playing around with your group---especially if you're inclined to break out the seasonal undead. Read More...

The Shooting Spree Resurrection

For those dukes who need a new life fast, and don't care who they hurt. Read More...

Cold Storage

You've got to get rid of that body in the garage somehow. Read More...

Burns, Blood, and Bonding

A reasonably quick ritual to create permanent proxy---if one can find a someone consenting and cooperative. Read More...

Pact with the Beast Kings

This pre-Celtic ritual creates a paste that purports to protect the wearer from all harm. It's a little over sold, but quite useful nonetheless and kept alive by old-school Avatars of the Hunter. Read More...

Special Delivery

A rather minor ritual for a bit of harmless fun. Read More...

Whodunnit - The Repost

Everyone's innocent until proven guilty; with this ritual, you can be innocent after. Read More...

White Skin Ward

For the men in your life. Read More...

Dime Travel

The Roman god Mercury, protector of travelers and merchants combined symbolically with a rare 10 cent coin and a dying feature of modern life, the telephone booth. Read More...

The Ritual of Consanguinous Exchange

A way to change places Read More...

Necrotelecom

Telephone of the dead. Read More...

Dead Driver

Create the car that drive's itself. Warning: My Mother the Car it isn't. Read More...

The Mark of Hate

Why keep that anger inside? Better to direct it...let everyone see your hate radiating from your enemy. Read More...

Ritual of The Madonna

give yourself the gift of innocence. Read More...

Blood Dolls

Like affects like. A convenient (but limited) proxy ritual for the ethically squeamish. Read More...

Invisibility Ritual - with a few side effects

This is a ritual to turn the user invisible. Unfortunately, you can't turn it off, and you're going to spend the rest of your life alone even in crowds. Read More...

Now You See Him, Now You See Me

I hope you never need this last-ditch ritual. Read More...

Naked Pictures of Your Mother

How do you defend yourself against deviant thoughts and emotions? By being a deviant! Read More...

The Fickle Hand

How do you keep a poker face when even you don't know what you're holding? Read More...

Owl Mail

Harry Potter, it ain't. Read More...

Ritual of the Corrupting Monkey

A useful bit of insurance for dukes in a hurry. Read More...

The Fortune Cookie Charm

A Neo-Orientalist Good-Luck Ritual Read More...

Styrofoam Sentinel

Your own non-biodegradeable watchdog. Read More...

Corpse Talk

What people did before Post-Its and cell phones. Read More...

Speak for the Dead

A handy little ritual for phone pranks. Read More...

The ritual of Jonas Kreiger

A nasty weapon indeed Read More...

Nasty Little Rituals

Some thaumaturges are right bastards. Read More...

New year's resolutions for the homeless

Something that might happen in the new year Read More...

Green Magick

Getting some extra cash, karma style Read More...

Flipping A Goocher

Accidents happen. This one is 1/(2^n) likely if you flip for it. Read More...

The Bottled Wish

Sure you've heard of 'em. Betcha didn't know you didn't need no genie or damn sure no fething leprechauns? Well if you be no fool then one secret is in life and death... as if it'd be anywhere else? Read More...

Arachne's Blessing

Or how false advertising leads to screwed over ritualists Read More...

Center of the Web

A ritual inspired by Scott Dorward of the UA mailing list Read More...

The Spider Curse

A weird way of giving someone a serious headache. Read More...

Living Scarecrow

Never die owing someone money--especially not an avatar of the Merchant Read More...

Life-tokens and Pampered Blades

A couple of old-school rituals courtesy Cassell's Dictionary of Superstitions. Read More...

Audit-Proofing

Never pay income taxes again. Read More...

Wish upon a Star

A risky magickal personal ad. Read More...

Rhyming Curse

Make an enemy recently? Need to make them pay? Head on down to the local Poetry Slam! Read More...

Train-Spotting

Where "faults on the line" really come from... Read More...

Poison by Proxy

That stuff will kill you ... Read More...

Hideous Serpent's Egg

A painful but powerful ritual, and a fiendish trap. Read More...

Fugue Booze

For the ultimate drink-driving, how-the-hell-did-I-get-here experience Read More...

The Way to Tomorrow

A Scrying artefact creation ritual ...
What Do You See Now? Read More...

Flyin’ Blind

When asked why he insisted on driving drunk, Dipsomancer Dirk Allen answered succinctly. “How the f--- else do you get the car home?” Read More...

Rain of Meat

A ritual "decoded" by an Infomancer from the nutritional information on a cereal box... or so they say. Read More...

Passer-by on the background

Have you ever thought about how many times you show up in pictures, every day? Think about all the tourists taking photos while you walk nearby, the surveillance cameras... Now you can turn this annoying fact of modern life into something useful! Read More...

Blood of the Ancient Oak

Buy some things to bring them to the mountain,
The mountain which does not exist.
Fulfill your destiny!
Do that thing to that guy!
Play that trick on him.
Peepee in your Coke
Old Chinese joke
Perfect heir forever Read More...

Second Chance

With just thirteen corpses, you too can bring the dead back to life. Read More...

Finger Food

It's made from people! Read More...

Three little Rituals

Found individually Tattooed on the backs of three strippers... Read More...

ritual of animal absorbtion

it sucks to be an animal.. but now you can!! Read More...

Bonus Track

A person's taste in music can teach you some interesting things about them. Read More...

Unburst Silicon Bubble

The utopia of the New Economy disappeared. It had to go somewhere. Read More...

English Roundabout

More crazy British civil engineering... Read More...

The Tongue of the Dragon

Some people will do anything for power... anything. Read More...

The Blame Game

Now people who live in glass houses can throw rocks, well bricks. Read More...

Emeveritation

Guilt never fades. It just sits in your gut like a lump of lead... Read More...

The Robespierre Hat Trick

Not every ritual out there is really worth someone's time. But can you really risk not knowing it? Read More...

Spellbroken

If you're a small-time player and think getting your face un-melted is worth letting some dead guy take over for as long as it can, this might just be good enough... Read More...

The Candle of Far Sight

Clairvoyance both ancient and modern. Read More...

jfs | profile | Feb 05, 04 | 4:55 am | [5] comments | link

The Insect King Rituals

Here is a collection of rituals used in my Working Babalon UA game. They were supposed to be slung around by the L.A.'s own Rosy Crucifers and the OAO. Read More...

Ritual Alchemy

Ritual Alchemy is the tepid remants of the greatest of the mystic arts. Read More...

Two Rituals

Two rituals, discovered by a young Wiccan Priestess Read More...

Grave Pact.

Ever needed to go astral without being a boozehound? Now you can! Hangovers killer though. Read More...

M121 | profile | Oct 10, 03 | 11:34 pm | [4] comments | link

Silencio

Thought Mulholland Drive was "just all about a dream sequence"? Think again... (SPOILER WARNING) Read More...

Islamic Anti-Dipsomancer Ritual

Clash of Civilizations...magick! Read More...

Mr. Blix's Real Agenda

Magonia may not have been able to contribute troops to the "Coalition of the Willing," but they say their diplomatic front was quite active in the lead-up to the war. Read More...

Clockadoodle-doo

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Read More...

Urban Veves

Know what those lines of weird script written on the sidewalk means? Maybe it's best you didn't. Read More...

Magic Bullet

Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't the Lone gunman but there was a Lone gunman! Read More...

Parthenogenesis

An abhorrent ritual of self-reincarnation despised by most avatars of the Mother.

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Snowblind

How do you control Fargo? Read More...

Insect Repellant

When pescky insects bother you here's what you need to do. Read More...

Would You Like Fries With Your Major Charge?

The ritual the Mak Attakers used to frotz the Y2K bug! Read More...

Blind Surveillance

All Darkness is One Read More...

Offer me solutions, Offer me Alternatives (To ID Crime)

Buying beer underage? This has got you covered. Need access to a crime scene? We've got that as well! Read More...

Familiars

How to bind your pet kitty! Read More...

Magic 8-Ball

No Really! It is! Read More...

The Tetris Method

... and Pac-Man eats another charge... Read More...

A Shakespearean Dream

You think Shakespear made all that bullshit up? Read More...

Gun Kata of the Tetragamatron Cleric

Channel your inner sociopath... for a while... Read More...

Rus | profile | Jan 06, 03 | 10:09 pm | [3] comments | link

Ticket to Ride (London Version)

Want to skip the wait for late running tubes, get synchronicity to take your where you need to be, or just loose the Duke who' trailing you? Simple, just buy a Ticket to Ride Read More...

Pack of Lies

Smoke gets in your eyes, and mind, and soul..... Read More...

The Rite of Heavenly Transformation

All this can be yours, and the kingdom of Heaven as well. Read More...

Intacto: Earn a Free Entropomancy Charge

Learned about this ritual first hand. The hard way. Read More...

The Mordax

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, no better options than to wait for them to get you? Want to take them down with you? This is what to do. Read More...

Parasite Ward

Anyone who passes through a warded doorway is attacked by an astral parasite. Read More...

Mechanical Ipecac

When you really want a candy bar... Read More...

Stubbed Toe

Nothing hurts like a stubbed toe. Read More...

Ghost Van

No matter what the event is there is always a white van seen leaving the area... Read More...

Paht, according to Agrippa, maybe.

TNI's recently-discovered charging ritual. Read More...

Salt of the Earth

TNI's ward against ranged blasts and certain other attacks. Read More...

Lesser Blessing of the Sun

Take on some of the sun's might for a season. Read More...

Dead Man's Noose

Creates an astral snare trap for demons. Read More...

Shadow Mask

Turn your shadow into a proxy Read More...

Bounty of the Leviathan

Summon an angry sea monster; Kill it for a significant charge. Read More...

Ride the Malestrom

When the sea is storming, go with the wind and you'll go far. Read More...

Flying the Jolly Roger

Fly the black flag and show your guns, and you'll slip off the cops radar screen. Read More...

The Incarnate Semiote

Essentially a significant blast, the Ritual of the Incarnate Semiote also manifests some very strange phenomena in exchange for its power... Read More...

The Unwritten Word

A ritual which lets the target of the spell disappear from any kind of record now extant or made in future. Read More...

Ghosts and Pneuma

Mechanics for Catching, Growing and Caring for the Newly Dead. Also 101 things to do with the immortal soul you just sniffed. Taken from the novels of Tim Powers and Clive barker. Read More...

Delerium Irae

Free the burning rage hiding in the soul. Read More...

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