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Baptism Of The Banknote

AKA El Bautizo del Billete, a Colombian ritual for knocking over cash registers. Read More...


waitingforgodzi | profile | Aug 19, 13 | 9:24 am | [1] comments | link


Blood Trace

Kin shall call to kin, though Hell should bar the way... Read More...


omegonthesane | profile | May 03, 11 | 9:54 am | [6] comments | link


Red Bull gives you wings

The adverts weren't kidding... Read More...


omegonthesane | profile | Apr 11, 11 | 3:19 am | [13] comments | link


Synchronicity

When all you need is a little push... Read More...


Darc Discordia | profile | Jun 23, 10 | 7:06 pm | [2] comments | link


Warrior Ring

A old ritual Read More...


Faethor | profile | Apr 24, 10 | 5:59 pm | [3] comments | link


Body of Brambles

Every rose has its thorn, and now you can, too! Read More...


Darc Discordia | profile | Apr 21, 10 | 3:42 pm | [13] comments | link


Lycanthropy Curse

Somebody went and did it, presumably after watching one too many late-night movies. They created a ritual to inflict lycanthropy on someone. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Feb 03, 10 | 9:58 am | [2] comments | link


The Lost Crown

Proof that nobility is all in the blood. Read More...


M121 | profile | Feb 03, 10 | 2:39 am | [6] comments | link


Bind Snowfallen

A ritual to bind those pernicious spouters of prophesy and snowstorm moaners Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Dec 27, 09 | 3:25 pm | [0] comments | link


Summon Santa Claus

A ritual that must be fulfilled to get Santa to bring presents to your house. Read More...


offiox | profile | Dec 25, 09 | 6:14 pm | [4] comments | link


Oil of Paranoia

Works really well if you're genuinely paranoid! Read More...


fhtagn | profile | Dec 01, 09 | 8:01 am | [0] comments | link


Slavic traditional divining rituals

Handed down generation to generation, these old rituals still have some mojo behind them Read More...


Allistorum | profile | Nov 27, 09 | 11:58 am | [1] comments | link


Fairy Dust

For when Tinkerbell finally absents herself. Also random magick weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Read More...


fhtagn | profile | Sep 08, 09 | 8:58 am | [2] comments | link


Benepractice

In order to prevent great harm, you must cause it. Read More...


offiox | profile | Jul 09, 09 | 3:29 pm | [1] comments | link


Cheating Death

A couple of methods for clinging onto life a little longer. Read More...


offiox | profile | Apr 25, 09 | 11:59 pm | [3] comments | link


The Kind Herb

Think of it as preventive medicinal marijuana Read More...


privateI | profile | Mar 23, 09 | 3:13 pm | [0] comments | link


I Still Live!

A Red Meat-inspired ritual. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | Mar 02, 09 | 2:13 pm | [6] comments | link


Accident Slivers

If it can crash, it will. Read More...


Wratts | profile | Jan 05, 09 | 9:23 pm | [4] comments | link


Shoes of the Rambling Man

Want to know where someone's been recently? Check their shoes - they know all the roads they've walked on. Read More...


Saragon | profile | Oct 07, 08 | 2:06 pm | [5] comments | link


Ward Area

Perfect for playing around with your group---especially if you're inclined to break out the seasonal undead. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | Oct 04, 08 | 8:12 am | [5] comments | link


The Shooting Spree Resurrection

For those dukes who need a new life fast, and don't care who they hurt. Read More...


Dominus | profile | Sep 20, 08 | 5:53 am | [6] comments | link


Cold Storage

You've got to get rid of that body in the garage somehow. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | Sep 12, 08 | 12:08 pm | [3] comments | link


Burns, Blood, and Bonding

A reasonably quick ritual to create permanent proxy---if one can find a someone consenting and cooperative. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | Jul 10, 08 | 3:39 am | [3] comments | link


Pact with the Beast Kings

This pre-Celtic ritual creates a paste that purports to protect the wearer from all harm. It's a little over sold, but quite useful nonetheless and kept alive by old-school Avatars of the Hunter. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | May 29, 08 | 4:23 pm | [3] comments | link


Special Delivery

A rather minor ritual for a bit of harmless fun. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | May 29, 08 | 3:53 pm | [3] comments | link


Whodunnit - The Repost

Everyone's innocent until proven guilty; with this ritual, you can be innocent after. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | May 29, 08 | 3:27 pm | [2] comments | link


White Skin Ward


For the men in your life. Read More...


Michael Keenan | profile | Apr 09, 08 | 8:34 am | [4] comments | link


Dime Travel

The Roman god Mercury, protector of travelers and merchants combined symbolically with a rare 10 cent coin and a dying feature of modern life, the telephone booth. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Mar 14, 08 | 3:58 pm | [4] comments | link


The Ritual of Consanguinous Exchange

A way to change places Read More...


Waparius | profile | Feb 23, 08 | 8:05 pm | [4] comments | link


Necrotelecom

Telephone of the dead. Read More...


Hotel Detective | profile | Dec 13, 07 | 2:24 pm | [5] comments | link


Dead Driver

Create the car that drive's itself. Warning: My Mother the Car it isn't. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Nov 25, 07 | 3:24 pm | [4] comments | link


The Mark of Hate

Why keep that anger inside? Better to direct it...let everyone see your hate radiating from your enemy. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Oct 20, 07 | 9:49 pm | [9] comments | link


Ritual of The Madonna

give yourself the gift of innocence. Read More...


Calamity | profile | Oct 19, 07 | 4:56 pm | [4] comments | link


Blood Dolls

Like affects like. A convenient (but limited) proxy ritual for the ethically squeamish. Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Aug 11, 07 | 9:15 pm | [0] comments | link


Invisibility Ritual - with a few side effects

This is a ritual to turn the user invisible. Unfortunately, you can't turn it off, and you're going to spend the rest of your life alone even in crowds. Read More...


Dominus | profile | Jul 27, 07 | 10:00 am | [6] comments | link


Now You See Him, Now You See Me

I hope you never need this last-ditch ritual. Read More...


Frisco | profile | Jun 30, 07 | 9:46 am | [19] comments | link


Naked Pictures of Your Mother

How do you defend yourself against deviant thoughts and emotions? By being a deviant! Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Jun 12, 07 | 3:54 pm | [3] comments | link


The Fickle Hand

How do you keep a poker face when even you don't know what you're holding? Read More...


Dungeon Maestro | profile | May 29, 07 | 8:59 pm | [3] comments | link


Owl Mail

Harry Potter, it ain't. Read More...


Caesar Salad | profile | May 24, 07 | 12:53 am | [6] comments | link


Ritual of the Corrupting Monkey

A useful bit of insurance for dukes in a hurry. Read More...


Sage of Darkness | profile | May 21, 07 | 3:12 am | [8] comments | link


The Fortune Cookie Charm

A Neo-Orientalist Good-Luck Ritual Read More...


Mr. Sluagh | profile | Mar 21, 07 | 1:20 am | [5] comments | link


Styrofoam Sentinel

Your own non-biodegradeable watchdog. Read More...


Caesar Salad | profile | Feb 11, 07 | 6:29 am | [8] comments | link


Corpse Talk

What people did before Post-Its and cell phones. Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jan 23, 07 | 12:22 pm | [4] comments | link


Speak for the Dead

A handy little ritual for phone pranks. Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jan 19, 07 | 6:18 pm | [5] comments | link


The ritual of Jonas Kreiger

A nasty weapon indeed Read More...


zalliragy | profile | Jan 04, 07 | 2:32 pm | [3] comments | link


Nasty Little Rituals

Some thaumaturges are right bastards. Read More...


The Demented One | profile | Dec 29, 06 | 4:42 pm | [3] comments | link


New year's resolutions for the homeless

Something that might happen in the new year Read More...


Storyteller | profile | Dec 24, 06 | 6:55 pm | [2] comments | link


Green Magick

Getting some extra cash, karma style Read More...


ervae | profile | Oct 24, 06 | 7:20 pm | [0] comments | link


Flipping A Goocher

Accidents happen. This one is 1/(2^n) likely if you flip for it. Read More...


privateI | profile | Aug 21, 06 | 3:02 pm | [1] comments | link


The Bottled Wish

Sure you've heard of 'em. Betcha didn't know you didn't need no genie or damn sure no fething leprechauns? Well if you be no fool then one secret is in life and death... as if it'd be anywhere else? Read More...


Asiatic | profile | Jun 26, 06 | 10:17 pm | [1] comments | link


Arachne's Blessing

Or how false advertising leads to screwed over ritualists Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jun 22, 06 | 9:54 pm | [2] comments | link


Center of the Web

A ritual inspired by Scott Dorward of the UA mailing list Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jun 20, 06 | 1:19 pm | [2] comments | link


The Spider Curse

A weird way of giving someone a serious headache. Read More...


Stephen Alzis | profile | Jun 19, 06 | 3:15 pm | [2] comments | link


Living Scarecrow

Never die owing someone money--especially not an avatar of the Merchant Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Jun 16, 06 | 2:33 pm | [2] comments | link


Life-tokens and Pampered Blades

A couple of old-school rituals courtesy Cassell's Dictionary of Superstitions. Read More...


The McK | profile | May 21, 06 | 2:02 am | [0] comments | link


Audit-Proofing

Never pay income taxes again. Read More...


MLowell | profile | May 01, 06 | 8:04 pm | [1] comments | link


Wish upon a Star

A risky magickal personal ad. Read More...


Mr. Sluagh | profile | Apr 13, 06 | 10:31 pm | [3] comments | link


Rhyming Curse

Make an enemy recently? Need to make them pay? Head on down to the local Poetry Slam! Read More...


Basilisk | profile | Jan 19, 06 | 12:16 pm | [3] comments | link


Train-Spotting

Where "faults on the line" really come from... Read More...


Sonnlich | profile | Dec 26, 05 | 9:08 am | [1] comments | link


Poison by Proxy

That stuff will kill you ... Read More...


Detective | profile | Dec 17, 05 | 12:01 am | [2] comments | link


Hideous Serpent's Egg

A painful but powerful ritual, and a fiendish trap. Read More...


TedPro | profile | Dec 04, 05 | 4:19 pm | [3] comments | link


Fugue Booze

For the ultimate drink-driving, how-the-hell-did-I-get-here experience Read More...


Qualia | profile | Dec 02, 05 | 7:13 pm | [4] comments | link


The Way to Tomorrow

A Scrying artefact creation ritual ...
What Do You See Now? Read More...


Chris G. | profile | Oct 25, 05 | 5:35 am | [2] comments | link


Flyin’ Blind

When asked why he insisted on driving drunk, Dipsomancer Dirk Allen answered succinctly. “How the f--- else do you get the car home?” Read More...


privateI | profile | Aug 26, 05 | 2:30 pm | [2] comments | link


Rain of Meat

A ritual "decoded" by an Infomancer from the nutritional information on a cereal box... or so they say. Read More...


Unknown_VariableX | profile | Aug 17, 05 | 7:04 pm | [0] comments | link


Passer-by on the background

Have you ever thought about how many times you show up in pictures, every day? Think about all the tourists taking photos while you walk nearby, the surveillance cameras... Now you can turn this annoying fact of modern life into something useful! Read More...


Oneiros | profile | Jun 24, 05 | 10:25 am | [2] comments | link


Blood of the Ancient Oak

Buy some things to bring them to the mountain,
The mountain which does not exist.
Fulfill your destiny!
Do that thing to that guy!
Play that trick on him.
Peepee in your Coke
Old Chinese joke
Perfect heir forever Read More...


KriegsaffeNo9 | profile | Jun 14, 05 | 5:42 am | [3] comments | link


Second Chance

With just thirteen corpses, you too can bring the dead back to life. Read More...


Morris | profile | Apr 05, 05 | 7:10 am | [9] comments | link


Finger Food

It's made from people! Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Mar 26, 05 | 7:37 pm | [2] comments | link


Three little Rituals

Found individually Tattooed on the backs of three strippers... Read More...


Miniature Wicker Zombu | profile | Mar 26, 05 | 6:50 am | [2] comments | link


ritual of animal absorbtion

it sucks to be an animal.. but now you can!! Read More...


vagina = fun! | profile | Feb 17, 05 | 10:17 pm | [0] comments | link


Bonus Track

A person's taste in music can teach you some interesting things about them. Read More...


nonsenseconscience | profile | Feb 16, 05 | 4:15 pm | [1] comments | link


Unburst Silicon Bubble

The utopia of the New Economy disappeared. It had to go somewhere. Read More...


TedPro | profile | Dec 22, 04 | 1:38 pm | [4] comments | link


English Roundabout

More crazy British civil engineering... Read More...


Punkey | profile | Sep 08, 04 | 3:43 am | [5] comments | link


The Tongue of the Dragon

Some people will do anything for power... anything. Read More...


Jade D Hammons | profile | Sep 05, 04 | 1:53 pm | [4] comments | link


The Blame Game

Now people who live in glass houses can throw rocks, well bricks. Read More...


The Tim | profile | Aug 29, 04 | 12:13 am | [1] comments | link


Emeveritation

Guilt never fades. It just sits in your gut like a lump of lead... Read More...


Person404 | profile | Aug 09, 04 | 11:55 pm | [1] comments | link


The Robespierre Hat Trick

Not every ritual out there is really worth someone's time. But can you really risk not knowing it? Read More...


Patkin | profile | Aug 04, 04 | 4:23 pm | [0] comments | link


Spellbroken

If you're a small-time player and think getting your face un-melted is worth letting some dead guy take over for as long as it can, this might just be good enough... Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Feb 26, 04 | 5:17 am | [4] comments | link


The Candle of Far Sight

Clairvoyance both ancient and modern. Read More...


jfs | profile | Feb 05, 04 | 4:55 am | [5] comments | link


The Insect King Rituals

Here is a collection of rituals used in my Working Babalon UA game. They were supposed to be slung around by the L.A.'s own Rosy Crucifers and the OAO. Read More...


Insect King | profile | Jan 31, 04 | 12:19 pm | [2] comments | link


Ritual Alchemy

Ritual Alchemy is the tepid remants of the greatest of the mystic arts. Read More...


Insect King | profile | Jan 31, 04 | 11:41 am | [4] comments | link


Two Rituals

Two rituals, discovered by a young Wiccan Priestess Read More...


Brandon Quina | profile | Jan 10, 04 | 12:06 am | [1] comments | link


Grave Pact.

Ever needed to go astral without being a boozehound? Now you can! Hangovers killer though. Read More...


M121 | profile | Oct 10, 03 | 11:34 pm | [4] comments | link


Silencio

Thought Mulholland Drive was "just all about a dream sequence"? Think again... (SPOILER WARNING) Read More...


Travis-Jason | profile | Sep 10, 03 | 11:41 am | [4] comments | link


Islamic Anti-Dipsomancer Ritual

Clash of Civilizations...magick! Read More...


David K. Tormsen | profile | Sep 08, 03 | 11:50 am | [3] comments | link


Mr. Blix's Real Agenda

Magonia may not have been able to contribute troops to the "Coalition of the Willing," but they say their diplomatic front was quite active in the lead-up to the war. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 29, 03 | 7:00 pm | [3] comments | link


Clockadoodle-doo

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Read More...


David K. Tormsen | profile | Aug 28, 03 | 10:48 am | [3] comments | link


Urban Veves

Know what those lines of weird script written on the sidewalk means? Maybe it's best you didn't. Read More...


Mr Unlucky | profile | Aug 21, 03 | 2:11 am | [5] comments | link


Magic Bullet

Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't the Lone gunman but there was a Lone gunman! Read More...


bennzbub | profile | Aug 10, 03 | 5:57 pm | [4] comments | link


Parthenogenesis

An abhorrent ritual of self-reincarnation despised by most avatars of the Mother.

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Werdeth Holm | profile | Jul 10, 03 | 6:09 pm | [2] comments | link


Snowblind

How do you control Fargo? Read More...


InfinityWpi | profile | Jun 11, 03 | 4:21 pm | [9] comments | link


Insect Repellant

When pescky insects bother you here's what you need to do. Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Apr 22, 03 | 10:57 am | [7] comments | link


Would You Like Fries With Your Major Charge?

The ritual the Mak Attakers used to frotz the Y2K bug! Read More...


Ferrett | profile | Apr 22, 03 | 10:30 am | [6] comments | link


Blind Surveillance

All Darkness is One Read More...


Jesús Couto | profile | Apr 15, 03 | 5:26 pm | [4] comments | link


Offer me solutions, Offer me Alternatives (To ID Crime)

Buying beer underage? This has got you covered. Need access to a crime scene? We've got that as well! Read More...


Moloch | profile | Apr 14, 03 | 12:27 pm | [1] comments | link


Familiars

How to bind your pet kitty! Read More...


Chance Lauziere-Peterson | profile | Apr 06, 03 | 11:07 am | [16] comments | link


Magic 8-Ball

No Really! It is! Read More...


Chance Lauziere-Peterson | profile | Apr 04, 03 | 3:36 pm | [11] comments | link


The Tetris Method

... and Pac-Man eats another charge... Read More...


thanthos | profile | Feb 20, 03 | 8:22 am | [4] comments | link


A Shakespearean Dream

You think Shakespear made all that bullshit up? Read More...


thanthos | profile | Feb 19, 03 | 8:37 am | [6] comments | link


Gun Kata of the Tetragamatron Cleric

Channel your inner sociopath... for a while... Read More...


Rus | profile | Jan 06, 03 | 10:09 pm | [3] comments | link


Ticket to Ride (London Version)

Want to skip the wait for late running tubes, get synchronicity to take your where you need to be, or just loose the Duke who' trailing you? Simple, just buy a Ticket to Ride Read More...


MikesMind | profile | Jan 04, 03 | 2:45 am | [3] comments | link


Pack of Lies

Smoke gets in your eyes, and mind, and soul..... Read More...


Wiretrippa | profile | Dec 29, 02 | 6:27 am | [3] comments | link


The Rite of Heavenly Transformation

All this can be yours, and the kingdom of Heaven as well. Read More...


Atomic Fae | profile | Dec 28, 02 | 4:10 pm | [0] comments | link


Intacto: Earn a Free Entropomancy Charge

Learned about this ritual first hand. The hard way. Read More...


sewyrn | profile | Dec 27, 02 | 5:35 am | [3] comments | link


The Mordax

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, no better options than to wait for them to get you? Want to take them down with you? This is what to do. Read More...


Simon Foston | profile | Nov 11, 02 | 9:27 pm | [5] comments | link


Parasite Ward

Anyone who passes through a warded doorway is attacked by an astral parasite. Read More...


jeffwik | profile | Nov 07, 02 | 12:15 pm | [2] comments | link


Mechanical Ipecac

When you really want a candy bar... Read More...


The Smiling Bandit | profile | Oct 31, 02 | 7:04 pm | [6] comments | link


Stubbed Toe

Nothing hurts like a stubbed toe. Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Oct 24, 02 | 3:16 pm | [1] comments | link


Ghost Van

No matter what the event is there is always a white van seen leaving the area... Read More...


Tim Bisaillon | profile | Oct 24, 02 | 2:04 pm | [3] comments | link


Paht, according to Agrippa, maybe.

TNI's recently-discovered charging ritual. Read More...


jeffwik | profile | Oct 14, 02 | 1:09 pm | [3] comments | link


Salt of the Earth

TNI's ward against ranged blasts and certain other attacks. Read More...


jeffwik | profile | Oct 14, 02 | 12:39 pm | [0] comments | link


Lesser Blessing of the Sun

Take on some of the sun's might for a season. Read More...


The Tim | profile | Aug 29, 02 | 10:18 pm | [4] comments | link


Dead Man's Noose

Creates an astral snare trap for demons. Read More...


The Tim | profile | Aug 25, 02 | 4:28 pm | [0] comments | link


Shadow Mask

Turn your shadow into a proxy Read More...


The Tim | profile | Aug 24, 02 | 7:05 pm | [0] comments | link


Bounty of the Leviathan

Summon an angry sea monster; Kill it for a significant charge. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 19, 02 | 1:22 pm | [4] comments | link


Ride the Malestrom

When the sea is storming, go with the wind and you'll go far. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 19, 02 | 12:50 pm | [0] comments | link


Flying the Jolly Roger

Fly the black flag and show your guns, and you'll slip off the cops radar screen. Read More...


Menzoa | profile | Aug 19, 02 | 12:31 pm | [0] comments | link


The Incarnate Semiote

Essentially a significant blast, the Ritual of the Incarnate Semiote also manifests some very strange phenomena in exchange for its power... Read More...


Michael Grasso | profile | Aug 14, 02 | 9:34 am | [7] comments | link


The Unwritten Word

A ritual which lets the target of the spell disappear from any kind of record now extant or made in future. Read More...


Robin | profile | Jul 18, 02 | 4:13 pm | [5] comments | link


Ghosts and Pneuma

Mechanics for Catching, Growing and Caring for the Newly Dead. Also 101 things to do with the immortal soul you just sniffed. Taken from the novels of Tim Powers and Clive barker. Read More...


Gaston Phillips | profile | Jul 17, 02 | 11:59 pm | [1] comments | link


Delerium Irae

Free the burning rage hiding in the soul. Read More...


Rick Neal | profile | Jul 14, 02 | 11:37 am | [0] comments | link


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